I was planning on waiting until Monday to update this blog, however, last night, Some entertainment changed that.
A young couple entered the store. The male said something which included the word "Joke." For the most part, the store was empty, other then a few regulars, a little odd for the time on a Saturday night, but there's been times that Saturdays's are dead.
They went about their shopping the came to the register. I began ringing them up. When I told them the total, the guy asked, "Do you have anything for hangovers?"
I turned around and pulled two of our remedies from the rack on the back wall and placed them on the counter where he can read them. He chose the cheapest option. I returned the other to the wall, then turned back to them and said the new total. At this time, I saw a smirk on the girl's face and a big grin on the guy's.
"Do you have anything to make my cock bigger?" The girl started laughing her ass off, and the guy still had a big ass goofy grin on his face. The two customers behind them, an older woman, and middle-age man, had a look on their face that can only be described as "WTF!?!?!?"
I turned around and pulled a 4-pack of ExtenZe pills of the wall behind me and placed it on the counter. The girl was laughing even harder, and the guy's grin was now gone.
"Yeah, uh... Um... I'll..... Uh... Take it...."
I rang it up and Gave them their final total. The guy swiped his card, took his recipt, and they both walked out the door. The toehr two customers started laughing before the couple made it out the door.
The guy asked me, "Please tell me that was staged."
"Sadly, no. Just another Saturday night."
Just another night at the store. It is amazing the type of people that come in i worked a job like that for a little bit. Always try to be nice store clerks it is difficult dealing with all the druggies.
ReplyDeletegod damn saturday nights
ReplyDeleteI Lol'd. Good story. Is this a true story or what?
ReplyDelete@Ajeis
ReplyDeleteRead the first post in the blog. Whether you believe it or not, it doesn't matter. I will tell you that all my stories that I write, are true, I just leave out the store location, names, and the such to prevent any... Unpleasantness.
Nice story. I'm following your blog~
ReplyDeletegodo story, like your blog
ReplyDeleterofl that guy shoulda wiped that grin off his mouth, you have no reason to be smiling like that if you're in need of "cock bigger" pills lol
ReplyDeletehaha, great post. can't decide whether they thought they were being hilarious and pulling a prank, or just were laughing off their embarassment
ReplyDeletehahah funny
ReplyDeletegood shit lol
ReplyDeletehahaha so inappropriate for my cubicle though. now following for sfw jokes
ReplyDeletereally enjoying this blog. keep it up man.
ReplyDeletethat was funny lmao
ReplyDeletehilarious post!
ReplyDeleteHaha thats pretty funny, thanks for sharing
ReplyDeleteLol he was just trying to be a cheeky bastard, you made him buy that shit lol.
ReplyDeleteLol im surprised they had the guts to ask:D
ReplyDeleteBahahaha, I'm glad that he had no other choice than to buy it.
ReplyDeleteFor interest's sake, how much did it cost him to run his little comedy act?
People can be such douches but he still wasted his money on something that wasn't funny at all. so jokes on him,
ReplyDelete@Michael Casspir
ReplyDelete$6 for 4 pills.
ROFL that rules.
ReplyDeletegood stuff
ReplyDeletei was waiting for a big finale. interesting enough though.
ReplyDeleteHaha a good laugh that I haven't had in a while.
ReplyDeleteHahaha nice.
ReplyDeleteReally funny
ReplyDeleteLol, these types of jokes gotta have come from somewhere. now we see
ReplyDeletepretty funny
ReplyDeletehaha Oh retail...
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious, I wish I could have seen that backfire on him!
ReplyDelete-hh
That's so freaking epic xD I wish I could have been there to see that..... I can't tell if you're lucky, or unlucky xD >.>
ReplyDeleteAwwwww shit.
ReplyDeleteGreat story!
ReplyDeleteI thought Extenze just made you last longer.
ReplyDeleteI need to research my male enhancement products.
Haha pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteNo pill ever invented ever is gonna make your cock bigger and the ExtenZe commercials make me want to hang myself. The acting is so fucking bad.
hahaha what a great story, I wish things that interesting happened at my work!
ReplyDeleteThese stories are great man, look forward to more. Definitely following, great random blog find.
ReplyDeleteI guess the Extenze wasn't giving him a giant smile like it gave Bob.
ReplyDeleteI like your way of storytelling.. hah. Keep them coming, entertaining reads for sure!
ReplyDeleteFunny how they actually decided to buy it.
ReplyDeleteLOL, these kind of things makes life happy xD MAN, how could you stay calm? I would have burst a laugh xD I like your blog!
ReplyDeletea kick in the nuts will often make one's cock bigger, for future reference...
ReplyDeletehahahaha that's quite funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL too funny :-)
ReplyDeletehaha i like the idea if this blog,funny tales
ReplyDeletehaha nice story man, followed
ReplyDeleteHaha that's sick
ReplyDeletelol he didn't expect that s*it... nice man, followed
ReplyDeletehahah oh my...
ReplyDeletehaha this is great
ReplyDeletehaha funny sht mate.
ReplyDeleteI used to work in a store, this shit makes me laugh, keep posting :P
ReplyDeleteHaha, brings me back to the days of working in a restaurant. Wherever there are customers, there will be stories.
ReplyDeleteClerks with more dick jokes? "ExtenZe" made me lol.
ReplyDeleteROFL...but as we all know, Extenze does nothing...
ReplyDeletehow much IS eXtenze anyway?
ReplyDeletedamnnn that one had me rolling jo
ReplyDeleteThat joke was so bad I lost a kidney to it.
ReplyDeleteHaha. You should have said "I work as a cashier. If I could perform miracles, I wouldn't be here."
ReplyDeleteDamn, I just remembered Clerks.
ReplyDeletehahoh my god that was some night
ReplyDeleteThats crazy man lol. Hey if you were serious about that link for the e-cigs, i'd appreciate it
ReplyDeletei wonder what he was expecting when asked for the extenze
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